“Warblers roll!”
Darren’s legs are legit too short to ride the bike sitting down. Before he could ask the rental place to adjust the seat, the other guys had probably ridden off…leaving him to curse his hobbit legs.
This amuses me greatly.
hahaha omg. I actually don’t understand how he always looks so short when in reality he really isn’t that short. I am 5’7 and he was about an inch taller than me when I met him, and yet he can’t ride a bike sitting down. I am fairly certain he is able to change his height at will. there is no other explanation.
lol I’m super short and Darren’s actually several inches taller than me, but he still looks like a little hobbit to me.

